Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Kardashian Buns?



Kim Kardashian has a new line of work out videos called “Fit in your Jeans by Friday.”

At first I was mortified by the thought of Kim Kardashian telling me how to work out. The woman who is famous for having a sex tape and a big ass is telling me how to do lunges? I had to see it for myself.

I was relieved to find out that she is not teaching these classes but she is following an instructor who is doing the exercises. The video consists of a tomboy woman in really good shape shouting out fitness maneuvers while Kim hangs out on the side wearing a ridiculous outfit muttering gibberish like, “wow, I’m sweating” and “I always forget to suck in my stomach so that’s why I am wearing a corset.”
Thank you for justifying your wardrobe Kim. I was wondering why you were dressed like a mix between a stripper and cat-woman. It sure is nice to have that cleared up.

Her fitness video collection includes three titles: Ultimate Butt Body Sculpt, Amazing Abs, and Butt Blasting Cardio Step. With the exception of Amazing Abs, her marketing team was sure to focus on her backside. To be quite honest, I half expected the videos to include strange closeups on her ass as the video progressed. Sorry guys, only front views of the famous Kardashian bum were included.
The Ultimate Butt Body Sculpt as describes on the website:

The no-excuse 5 minute Bonus Butt Blast “Tush Push” combines isometric contractions and holds with waist whittling crunches. Blast for five minutes to tone and tighten your backside- what better way to flaunt your curves and strut your stuff! It’s the perfect tune-up before a night out in your favorite denim.

It takes more than great genes to have a great butt, and this workout will have you feeling fabulous and ensure you’ll Fit In Your Jeans By Friday

The term "Tush Push" scares me.
Despite her dumb remarks and wacky outfits, she did make it cool for girls to have big asses.
For that, I love her.

Ultimate Butt Body Sculpt

Amazing Abs
Butt Blasting Cardio Step

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