Hairstyles Women Hate

I came across this article where the author counts down the worst haircuts of all time for men.

I have to say, she hit the nail on the head.

In my opinion, she did miss out on a very important one:

The Blowout-

Thank you Jersey Shore.

Thank you so much for bringing us men who self tan, wax their chests, and fist pump. Right now I am just going to start at the top because let’s be honest, there is not enough time in the day for me to discuss all that is wrong with Guidos.
The blowout. What is this you ask? The man/fist pumper himself takes a brush and hair sprays the crap out of his head. Once two or three cans of Aqua Net are used, and maybe one can of axe body spray, the person of question points the hairdryer at the hair and brushes upward. Finishing off with a few more cans of hairspray to set the style and there you have it! Your very own blowout!

If I wanted someone who spent more time on their hair than me I would marry Adam Lambert. Oh, that’s right. He’s gay! The rule is, you are only allowed to spend more time on your hair than a woman if you are gay. If you plan on finding a woman with that do then good luck.

Celebs have known for years that great hair can be bought. No, we don’t mean extensions or weird hairpieces, we're talking about the combination of the right haircut and the right styling product that can take your look from so-so to so fine. A bad cut, however, can make women avoid you like H1N1. To help you in your quest to woo the opposite sex, we’ve compiled a list of the top hairstyles women hate so that you’ll know what to avoid on your next trip to the barber, and we’ve also suggested alternatives guaranteed to make females swoon at your feet.

Mullet

Otherwise known as the “business in the front, party in the back” haircut, the mullet is possibly the most ill-advised hairstyle ever conceived. Short when seen from the front or sides, but long in the back, there’s really nothing right about a mullet.

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