You Want Me To Stick My Key Card Where?!

There is one thing you should know about me.
I work at a hotel in the gambling capital of the east coast. I work at the front desk and come into contact with hundreds of people a day. I have decided to start a memoir describing some of the more interesting events.

Also, you should know that on this particular day there was a dance team and a wrestling team staying at the hotel.

Enjoy.

I checked in a woman whose husband's name was Jan.

Two men from Kentucky told me about horseback riding.

they left their luggage with the bellman and never told them a room number or got a ticket.

A disgruntled woman freaked out about leaving her glasses in the car that was being valeted. She was wearing her prescription sunglasses and did not realize the glasses were missing until she was inside.

A very frantic old woman came in with an entourage of family members and was complaining about how she was upset about traffic and how she had to pee. Right before she ran to the bathroom she threw her head around and said, "lady, this is my husband. Give him my room keys!" i have never seen an old woman run so fast.

A guest brought a metal park bench with them for their stay.

I checked in a woman who was staying at the employee friend rate. She was rude and demanded an upgrade. When i told her that upgrades were an extra charge she refused the upgrade. She leaned over the counter only to reveal that her bra was sticking out of her shirt. She continued bitching about her room but I could not stop worrying about whether i was going to be a victim of indecent exposure.

A young male came up to me asking if a Stacy was staying in the hotel. Moments later, another hotel employee kicked him out of the hotel. I later found out that he was roaming around the room floors knocking on doors looking for someone named Stacy. When asked who Stacy was he said, "my aunt." Not a likely story.

A high school boy attempted to ask a girl to prom by posting signs in the lobby reading, "prom?" with arrows pointing to him. good luck!

Last but not least:

A tween boy jumped out and scared me as a left the bathroom. Apparently he thought I was his friend.

Today my check-ins included:

1 uni-brow

2 hot dads

1 hot coach's assistant missing a key

I lost count of the amount of tween girls asking for room keys