Happy St. Patty's Day!

I know what you are thinking.
Why didn't I think of this first!
Well the credit goes to my friend Melissa.
Last year we went to Philadelphia looking green beer and car bombs. Another thing you should know about Melissa is that she is a redhead. St. Patty's Day seems to be a very popular day for her. On this particular day she was getting men from all angles. One of which even walked by us on the street and whispered, "I love your red hair" into her ear as we crossed the street. Yes, it was creepy. Yes, it was inappropriate. Yes, it gave us an idea!

Later when we discussed why she was being bombarded at the bars she said, "I guess guys just want to be able to say they fucked a redhead on St. Patty's Day."
Thus, the "I fucked a red head T-shirt" was born.

Some redheads may be offended by this t-shirt and I am fully aware of that. However, I do not apologize for this garment. This is really just a mere test. I mean yes, you can wear green, drink Guinness, pick of four leaf clover, or capture a leprechaun, but how many people can honestly say they fucked a redhead on St. Patty's?
OK the catching a leprechaun may be a bit difficult but I offer a better option. Go bang a ginger.
What better way do you honesty think there is to honor the old country?
Also, this is probably the only holiday Kathy Griffin gets some action.
Happy St. Patty's!!!