A New Job!

So it is my first week at a new front desk but the same ridiculous experiences the highlights go to:

Naked Fat Man:

No I did not see him naked. The housekeeper did not knock loud enough for the guests to hear so she walked in on two guests. The guests were upset so the called the front desk. The wife called down to scream at us, the husband called, the wife came down to the desk, then the husband did the same. That is just about the time I walked in. The man was screaming “I was NAKED!” Um ok I did not need the mental image. Clearly it was not on purpose unless you look like Lance Armstrong with one more ball (we had a group of competitive bikers staying at the hotel that week, don’t judge.)

So I think the housekeepers are going to start knocking louder from now on.

Drugs are Baaaad:

No but seriously...

when you stand at the front desk for 20 minutes so we can have security walk you to your room because you forgot your room key and then you say “Yo, It was in my pocket the while time…” Does not give it away. It’s the fact the you smell like you bathed in bong water dude.

Prima Donna:

I get a phone call from room service…

Room Service: So why are we sending wine to the lady?

Me: She could not get the 26^th floor so we had to put her on the 25^th and she was upset

RS: I was wondering because she yelled at us saying we should have known she hated red wine and she only drinks white wine. Also, she likes to have snacks with her wine.

Me : (long sigh) kill me